drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

Drunkmanship

How a person or people behave when they are under the influence of alcohol.

He or She minds his or her Drunkmanship

Practicing proper Drunkmanship: Not drinking too much. Not getting violent or too loud when consuming alcoholic beverages.

by James M Greer February 23, 2009

DrunkDash

The act of ordering food on Doordash or similar delivery apps while drunk.

Hailey: Let's get food!
Shelby: I am SO WASTED!

Hailey: I'll just DrunkDash us some drunk food then.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022

Drunkass

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep

Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS

by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

drunkmail

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.

"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."

by astargel December 20, 2006

Drunkmark

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.

"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"

by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015

Drunkmosphere

The true definition of a person that happens to be a new level of drunk, getting louder and louder and continuing the nuisance of unnecessary rambling.

OMG, look at whats-her-face!

Yeah man, looks like she's in her own personal drunkmosphere again and it looks like it's expnding!

by Rappers Block July 18, 2021