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Douchebility

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.
by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009
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Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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Douchebig

A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.
Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
by LemonDemon August 24, 2006
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Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"
by Chico_GL July 13, 2006
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doucheclipse

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.
Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse
by nig_nog August 6, 2014
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douchefriend

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well
Tyler is a douchefriend
by scasadadada April 5, 2010
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Douchehair

a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous
Person 1: Like my mo-hawk?
Person 2: Its douchehair.
by Sean Doyle Jr. June 12, 2010
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