When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
by CocoChristopher July 10, 2009
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Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
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A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.
Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
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