by JBPhoto October 20, 2009
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2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009
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someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003
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Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010
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Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
by platypussyrex November 15, 2009
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to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
by alister August 31, 2013
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Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.
May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.
May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"
by Grandmaster Cookie November 20, 2011
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