Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchecopter

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007

Douchecake

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

by topha April 20, 2006

Douchekateer

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.

Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.

by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

douchecraft

n. The practice of douchery. Engagement in any practices confirming the participant's status as a douche.

Usurpation of the Monroe Doctrine is total douchecraft.

by All Seeing Eye September 9, 2004