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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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Douchebaggeritis

When a person is chronically an asshole, a jerk or a wanker, he suffers from the ailment named "Douchebaggeritis".
Damn those Starbucks customers really all suffer from Douchebaggeritis.
by GEoDLeto July 7, 2011
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writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.
Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
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douchebapper

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him
by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022
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Douchebaggery

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.
by quadeddie March 27, 2008
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douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery
Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.
by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004
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Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing
Negative

Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive
by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019
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