douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient

Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchebagitronly

Describing or comparing to a douchebagitron. A bad idea generator.

Your douchebagitronly brain came up with a great idea for failure.

The word douchebagitronly has all of the vowels: a,e,i,o,u, & y.

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebaggin

(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag.
(Adj) Lame, unexciting, prohibiting.

1) God I hate Ted! Look at him douchebaggin around the block like he owns it! Hey Ted! Quit all the douchebaggin!

2) This day is douchebaggin, I think I might off myself or something.

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

douchebaggins

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.

"You are such a douchebaggins"

by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010

Douchebaggins

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."

That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins

by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009

Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.

The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008