by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
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Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
by Majicspleen June 16, 2010
Get the douchewart mug.A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.
That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
Get the Douchearu mug.Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.
by ewgross April 8, 2010
Get the Douchenard mug.A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.
by pba24899 July 13, 2009
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The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
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