Porkstache

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

by Pork M8 August 31, 2010

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

darkstache

1. in most recently post pubescent males the thin pseudo mustache grown till about they are 17.

2. thin pseudo mustache grown by indian or hispanic women

guy 1: dude why the hell is hirsh still rockin the darkstache?

guy 2: cuz hes afraid if he shaves its gonna take him another 17 years to grow it back

guy 1: whata toolbag

by fernando pepe April 9, 2010

dirtstache

n. A layer of dirt on the upper lip and nose from riding dirt bikes/ATVs in a dusty region, particularly where the helmet does not cover the face.

I was riding behind you for miles, all that dust gave me the worst dirtstache!

by Milee B. June 1, 2013

DarkStache

The adorable ship between markiplier egos

Darkiplier
And
wilford Worfstache

The most amazing thing in the world

Me: DarkStache is the best

Best friend: yeah
Other friend: what is a DarkStache

by HolaIdiotsWhoAreJustBored May 22, 2021

Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019