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Dogfish

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.
"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"
by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017
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Dogfish

when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs
I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.
by jules magoo October 15, 2018
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Dorkish phene

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times and a REALLY ANNOYING person or creature.
by The Naaayer April 16, 2009
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Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
by Mibewt December 29, 2009
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Dorkfish

A person with a dorkish personalty. You still love them and there dorkness. A Dorkfish has a few close friends, and loves them all. A Dorkfish is very loyal, and hates a liar. A Dorkfish is somewhat awkward, and hard to get use to.
The Kid everyone says hi to in the hall, but then doesn't make plans with afterschool. Thats a Dorkfish.
by you&mehaveadd January 26, 2011
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dorkfish

The name of a Bill Engvall album; originally from a dorky-looking fish from The id Software series "Commander Keen". Also made appearences in the Quake series of PC games.
I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on'a corndawg! I was swimmin' in th'ocean, and I saw that corndawg and said "Whatsa corndawg doing in th'ocean?!"
by lancelot323 July 6, 2007
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dogfishbeaver

When your hairy pussy lips look like fish lips and smell like dog breath.
I fucked your sister, Tina's, dogfishbeaver last night, now I can't wash the stench off my weinis
by babytina March 26, 2011
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