dook

short for dookie; poop; waste; stool

"i really have to take a dook, lets go home."

by Buns McFarty April 29, 2005

dook

the noise which a ferret makes

dook dook dook

by BOYD1981 August 07, 2003

dook

The University of New Jersey at Durham

Dook Sucketh.

by Doggie Fizzle July 11, 2003

Dook

Referring to an individual who is not in his senses and is responding back with non sense and doesn't make any sense (similar to having a head rush, but saying something unrelated to to the topic)

Tom: Yo you trynna go to a club tonight?
Dave: What you saying tn fam?
Tom: Bruh you're dooked

by Greazy80 November 24, 2017

dook

Chuckling sound a ferret makes when excited, exploring, playing or war dancing. Resembles a rooster sound.

Fluffy dooks and chatters whenever she's excited.

by cracked April 12, 2005

dook

v. The act of taking a massive, smelly dump. Such a dump is often capable of ripping the anus.

Dude, I just took a HUUUUGE dook. I swear that first turd was the size of a lime!!! :-O ONO!!@#

by frieze July 15, 2003

Dook

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.

by JD Christie February 26, 2004