The Douchies

The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.

"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"

by miq3263827 July 25, 2009

douchie dew

A dance that involves bending the knees and bouncing slightly while swaying left to right with your elbows out.

Emily is doing the douchie dew.

by Michaelfalconejr November 12, 2018

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Doochie

A word used to describe a males extremely small penis; a man vagina or coochie

Bitch, this boy thought he was fucking me with that doochie last night, AHT AHT I’m on my period!

by England2 June 2, 2019

douchier

when one person possesses a greater level of douche or douchiness and might quite possibly close to attaining the super douche status.

he was even douchier when he arrived on a seqway in those ridiculous pants?

by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of appearing attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Danny Gokey is the biggest Douchie Danny to ever sing on American Idol.

by melenagold June 18, 2009

douchiest

To be the ultimate example of a douche

LSU coach Les Miles is the douchiest coach in college football.

by Square Mag September 21, 2006