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anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
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dilatant

noun.
Used by Iggy Pop in an old CBC interview with Peter Gzowski to mean "a stiff" or "one who is uptight." Used in the below quoted lyrics to mean nothing in particular.
"can you remember a time when this city was
a great place for architects and dilatants"
-Death From above 1979's "Black History Month"

Why do you have to be such a dilatant? Studying is for twats.
by Max(well) January 17, 2006
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John: Dude, I hired this maid to be my dinatale for the weak.
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dilatant

An otherwise boring word used artistically by Iggy Pop to reference people who make a bigger deal out of something than it really is, in order to demonize it.
"Punk rock is a word used by dilatants and heartless manipulators..."
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diata

The word to say when you are mad at someone or something and you say this word instead of a cussing or swearing...you can also say this for the fun of it
"DIATA!!"
"oh man...DIATA"
by Jowens March 6, 2004
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dilatant

The guy on TV is a pussy dilatant
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diwana

A sexy bitch who has a fuckload of swag and a gorgeous booty
Damn, you are one diwana
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