dismality

Something that one has done that is considered dismal.

CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

by Kevin the Cardboard Box March 5, 2021

Disnalysis

The deep, thorough analysis of characters, themes, events, etc. presented in works by Disney

Disnerd No. 1: The truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric. Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.
Disnerd No. 2: That's some hardcore Disnalysis.

by disnerd#2 October 10, 2013

negative distance

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.

Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.

by antgg February 2, 2010

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Psychosocial Distancing

The act of staying home and listening to Slipknot during a pandemic.

Man, I tell ya...all this ‘Rona out here and to make matters worse the neighbor on the other side of us has been wearing a freaky looking mask and head banging/screaming about wanting to stamp you out while he grills sausage and burgers.

Oh that’s just ol’ Douglas, he’s just doing his Patriotic duty and Psychosocial distancing.

by DevilRay97 April 19, 2020

Distance Learning

Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.

I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.

by Davidist June 18, 2009

going the distance

Completing something despite hardships.

Carrying out a task or duty, usually with the connotation that it is arduous in some way.

We thought he wasn't going to make it, but he went the distance.

by dave June 24, 2004