Dinglebarista

A coffee Brewer with an itchy butthole

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"

by Peven glugh January 30, 2022

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.

Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....

by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009

Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

Dingleball

Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.

A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my butt.

by WickedArcher October 19, 2008

Dingleocken

A wiggly dangler that makes big noises when you sit on it.

“James? How many Dingleockens can fit in there?”

by SMGS_Playzgamez September 13, 2023

dinglebanger

The name given to the plant that originates a dingleberry.

Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.

That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.

by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010