dildarchery

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.

I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!

by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

dildocio

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015

Dildastic

Of, or, pertaining to dildos and/or phallic objects.

"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."

by BWhatley February 22, 2009

didac

The Catalan version of Diego, this is a good-natured man whom only wants the best for you. The original form is Didacus from Medieval Spanish, with three namesakes; Saint Diego of Alcala, Blessed Diego Carvalho and Blessed Diego Jose of Cadiz; all a.k.a. Didacus.
Didac himself is one-of-a-kind; a highly intelligent, empathetic and gorgeous man. Once you have yourself a Didac, never left him go.

Other forms of Didac include Diego and Santiago (Spanish), Jacob (English), and Thiago (Portuguese).

1; "Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?"
2; "Yes, his name's Didac and he's mine - no looking."
1; "But he's so hot..."
2; "Exactly."

by tu_luna January 30, 2018

dildaic

having a physical appearance or usage reminiscent of a dildo. Not to be confused with phallic.

When his girlfriend's best friend showed up and was clearly quite randy, Stickman knew he had to find something dildaic - and fast.

by KingNectar December 19, 2004

Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011