dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

dickoholic

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them

Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!

by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016

Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

by enols March 14, 2010

Dicko Mode

When a man is so energetic with his penis that it can break down walls with one cumshot.

I went Dicko Mode on my grandma last night.

by Dirty Mario Judha July 24, 2021

Dickotry

The careful art or act of being a dick.

Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.

by chordstricken December 8, 2007

Dickologist

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

dickonnoisseur

A connoisseur of dick.

One could say that Jenna Jameson is a dickonnoisseur.

by Dickonnoisseur July 17, 2009