Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

niddledickin

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing

I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?

by Jaysu July 27, 2017

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out

"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

by regional_at_maddy May 29, 2017

Diddlecock powder

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.

Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.

by Just an average Everskies User June 14, 2021

Hiddledick

Tom Hiddleston’s dick

Just one look at the hiddledick and everyone (even men) gets pregnant

by Thong hiddleston March 13, 2019

Diddlewack

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage

If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.

by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

doodledick

Name for a weak male

"Can't that doodledick change his own oil?"

by seiboncivic February 15, 2017