Dickpeddler

(n.) a male who sells his body to the night.

Bob: "you see that tranny prostitute over there?"
Jim: "yeah. Fuckin dickpeddler."

by dickfagnigger April 24, 2011

Dickwaffle

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

duckwaddle

A fat whore who sings dancing queen.

Mrs. Eaches did the duckwaddle across the stage singing dancing queen

by BSS hotties June 4, 2009

dickriddle

when u can't understand why you are not able to get a woody for a super sexy girl. When you find youself eating hotdogs andd you get a boner. When you only watch gay porn and screw women. When you wake up in womens clothes and you needs to shave. When you are a women who wears a strapon all day

He was watching a gayporn eating a girl out who wears a strapon. And he's in a dress neeeding to shaven,girl youwere right its a dickriddle

by yourboyfriend22 April 20, 2011

DickWade

The cheese developed around an uncircumcised penis. Calling one a dickwade is worse than a dickhead.

Some dickwade keyed my car.
Dickwades pay extra. (massage)
Dickwades are less likely involved in three-ways.

by rebornraven December 26, 2020

Dickwaffle

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm

Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!

by Pyschosus November 5, 2022