Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time

“Dude you’re such a dicktard”

by yogurtwater August 30, 2019

Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008

Dicktard

A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.

Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.

by pricey987 August 15, 2012

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019