dickstuck

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.

"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."

by Sullenmax April 3, 2017

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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

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Dickneck

A long neck dinosaur or a colloquial greeting amongst friends

Whaddup Dicknecks!!

Look at that dickneck.

by Brit5 September 10, 2020

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Dicksack

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname

1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack

by Rietje May 18, 2016

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dickshaking

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

by ecrear November 28, 2010

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