dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

Dicklings

The insignificant companions of a dickhead.

Hey Chachi, why don't you and your dicklings get the fuck out of here.

by Frisky J October 30, 2014

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 17, 2008

Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

dicklogical

It's the ability to remain in a logical state of mind, despite having a working functioning penis.

That girl is an 8 hot but an 8 crazy, good thing your dicklogical and avoided the trouble.

by D-Voice January 17, 2018