dickcline

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020

dickclown

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.

That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.

by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011

dickcember

A month after No Nut November meaning that during the month of December, all month you will be getting dick wether guys like it or not. It’s like a reward for the guys that did No Nut November, so females are obligated to reward their man.

Jack: no nut November is over... you know what comes next?
Daniela: what?
Jack: dickcember *winks*

by Iiris November 29, 2018

Dickwelt

1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.

1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.

by Sinker December 6, 2005

Dickeling

The act of tickling the body of another with one's own penis.

Jeremy woke surprised to find Vincent dickeling him in bed.

by Razzy_Lee March 12, 2011

dickvelope

woman; girl; person of the famale gender; mysogynist roots but fun to say

We can't leave for the movies yet, my dickvelope is still puttting on her makeup.

Get away from my dickvelope, biatch.

by no thank you, but thank you for asking March 7, 2008

Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.

Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.

by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012