Dick Weasel

A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual

Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...

Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome

by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008

Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

weasel dick

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015

weasel dick

A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

by lipglossboy May 7, 2009

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by anonymous September 22, 2023

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022