dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Dick splash

Used as a slang word for male ejaculation of semen from the penis

Stop laughing, you Dick splash, its not my fault i cant control my testosterone

by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 19, 2009

dick splash

Vast region of congealing jizz.

Simon, you dicksplashed all over the tv!

by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003

Dick Splash

"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"

"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"

by OGx_Snorlax March 7, 2015

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021