Dick splash

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!

"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."

by Bloomerz September 1, 2011

Dick Splash

a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.

Why did you dick splash my maths book?

by The White Splasher February 22, 2018

Dick Splash

The Splashing of excess liquid on a penis onto a certain individual, crowd, or object.

Windixie: Hey, I got Dick Splashed At School Today.

by RockManSam November 25, 2009

Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

by Bob March 26, 2005

Dick splash

Used as a slang word for male ejaculation of semen from the penis

Stop laughing, you Dick splash, its not my fault i cant control my testosterone

by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 19, 2009

Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 28, 2013

Dick Splash

"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"

"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"

by OGx_Snorlax March 7, 2015