Suck your dick drunk 

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

Suck your dick drunk by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

drunk dick 

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

drunk dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Drunk dick 

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

Drunk dick by Trent November 19, 2004

Drunk Dick 

1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)

Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night

Drunk Dick by Fuuuuckkkkkit August 14, 2010

Drunk Dick 

A Girl that you would only fuck if you are completely and utterly drunk. And the next day when you wake up next to her you throw up in your mouth. Cause otherwise it would not have been if it weren't for the alcohol

She would be a drunk dick.

"What were you thinking about last night with her?"
"Drunk dick man that's what."

Drunk Dick by junglecat6 January 12, 2010

dick out drunk 

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

dick out drunk by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

Dick Drinker

When somebody is beyond a bitch, beyond a bully and beyond a try hard all at once, they are a Dick Drinker.
Meaning they drink dick

Some bitch: hi
Me: hi
Some bitch: omg did you just make eye contact with me you rapist.
Me: Dick drinker

Some dick: you’re a stupid chink
Me: well you’re a fucking dick drinker

Dick Drinker by Penis.John.69 March 10, 2019