drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004

Drunk Dick

1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)

Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night

by Fuuuuckkkkkit August 14, 2010

Drunk Dick

A Girl that you would only fuck if you are completely and utterly drunk. And the next day when you wake up next to her you throw up in your mouth. Cause otherwise it would not have been if it weren't for the alcohol

She would be a drunk dick.

"What were you thinking about last night with her?"
"Drunk dick man that's what."

by junglecat6 January 12, 2010

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.

Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025