Desklick

A noticeable change of direction and appearance in the hair on the crown of the head as a result of backing out from under a superiors desk.

1. The advancement in many companies and organizations by undeserving or unqualified persons can be attributed directly to the desklick.

2. At our company's annual awards banquet , it was obvious that the person with the most pronounced desklick would receive the highest award

by Boo-HV-TX December 1, 2011

Dessy

A girl that laughs weird at stupid things.can sometimes be an asshole.loves play fighting,flirts sometimes and loves basketball.also keeps love serious.

That girl is so dessy

by Guessthename June 15, 2018

Deskcake

The act of eating rotten, bitten chocolate cake that was found in a desk and then blaming others for daring you.

S:Hey Jordan there's cake in my desk... Eat it.

N:Yeah, I dare you.

J: Ok (he then eats whole slice of nasty deskcake)

S/N: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

J: But you dared me to do it?

by Big Optic Picks February 7, 2012

desk midget

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.

"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."

by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

desk rabbit

Someone who hides under an office desk with out informing the desk's owner that they are there. Being a desk rabbit can have many benefits, one can listen into office gossip, find out who the boss is going to fire next or even look up the secretary's skirt.

Moss: Roy's stuck underneath a lady's desk.

Jen: What, still?

Moss: Look, I know that normally this would be very funny but he's been under there too long for a reasonable explanation. If that woman looks down shes going to assume he's a desk rabbit.

by Poor Leno July 24, 2008

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Deeky Girl

A female with voluptuous breasts, a pear-shaped gluteus-maximus and/or any other favorable qualities that would suggest high fertility. A deeky girl is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A deeky girl is mainly just an attractive female who appreciates men who are responsible with money and work around the clock in a financially-related career.

Durag Burton: Hey man, that girl is pretty hot--dare I say a ~deeky girl~

Deeks: Fuck off *turns away and continues speaking on the phone to who knows* whispers "no one decides who a deeky girl is besides me" under his breath

by doucherMcBag October 21, 2019