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dammed off

When a girl grabs the tip of your penis just before to ejaculate, stopping the semen coming out.
Mark: shit! Helena grabbed my tip just as I was about to cum.

Phil: shit bro you totally got dammed off.
by Tommy4fingers May 10, 2016
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deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.
lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"
by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010
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van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet
by luvaas brad December 19, 2008
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Big Blue Dommed

Destroying a college dorm toilet so badly that the janitors cry every morning before they enter. Also, the neighbors yell "there goes another one" every time their fatasses even takes a glimpse towards the bathroom. This 4X4 Italian fat ass leaves the toilet looking like a shit bomb from Pearl Harbor when he's finished.
The janitor exclaimed," God fucking damnit, the toilet just got big blue dommed and I'm the only one on duty."
by BBD May 14, 2018
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dimmed

when you smoke a lotta weed and get really really high
me: i just smoked like 9 bowls out of my 2 foot piece and got so dimmed that i decided to post the word on here

you: i gonna give this a thumbs up
by smoke weed August 25, 2007
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Dimmed

The opposite of a glow up . An articulate way of telling somebody they aint as peng as they used to be.
I can’t lie. Jason dimmed from last year.
by Arthur Franklin March 16, 2019
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jean claude van dammed

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...
holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!
by theMANbrad February 10, 2010
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