defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Deficulate

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

by Belgy March 28, 2023

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005

Defecrate

Pooping on or against something that is holy. Considered to be a faux pas in most cultures.

"Dude! So William visited the Sistine chapel yesterday, but got arrested for defecrating on the altar! I'd bail him out, but there's no deal when crucifixion is involved."
"Yea, and defecratest thou not in the Holiest of Grails, lest ye be damned into eternity."

by Werpdwerg November 1, 2008

Descalated

To escalate in the backwards direction

Person 1: Wow this party just got really sad all of a sudden...

Person 2: That descalated pretty quickly...

by patelni14 October 14, 2012