Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself

Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...

by Human153 March 28, 2019

decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

by enzo_gee August 19, 2007

decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

by christian May 13, 2005

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009

recrapulate

to recalculate an already questionable calculation; to guess with authority.

The sales force griped loudly about our cost analysis, so we were forced to recrapulate.

by Artephius September 23, 2009

decrapatate

something that is so unstable and falling apart that it looks crappy.

Stay clear of the decrapatated farm, it is a breath away from falling down.

by Saro Wraith January 4, 2011