You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!
by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009
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Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"
Alan: "yeah"
Pete: "ha. Dickchair."
Alan: "yeah"
Pete: "ha. Dickchair."
by Deardaniel August 28, 2013
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by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009
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If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.
by wiz tooth April 10, 2010
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by Jessbunz June 8, 2011
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Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg
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