rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

Deckchaired

To be violently hit or struck with a deckchair.

"Here you! you're gettin deckchaired"
"I would have been alright if I didn't get deckchaired"
"Ahhhhhh Fackkkk...just got deckchaired"
"You wantin deckchaired?...well en"

by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009

deckchair

A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.

If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.

by wiz tooth April 10, 2010

Dickchair

What one surfer guy calls another guy after he gets burned by a girl on a wave. A signal to quit surfing for the rest of the day.

Hey dickchair, you should go in; you just got burned by a girl.

by Jessbunz June 8, 2011

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic

Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

by The smedders wrestler November 9, 2020

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned

When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018