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facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.
Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."
by big meech 11 September 20, 2010
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deceivious

Misleading or obscuring the truth by means of cunning concealment
He being the last and most important decoy, the magician's deceivious plan to burglarize the family's house under the guise of a simple children's magic birthday party was finally underway.
by Rysword August 19, 2007
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deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
by Le Fartier April 12, 2010
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deceivous

Adjective used for a person who deceives people intentionally; especially for their own personal entertainment or amusement; the physical and literal combinations of the words deceitful and mischievous.
He has a very deceivous nature.
by BelleAngel January 1, 2009
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deceiver pic

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.
that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.
by Tridot July 12, 2010
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andie deceived

When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"
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Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight
Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
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