Decatur

A big small town, about 30 mins from Athens in Alabama. Also home of The Bama Boys. Also known as the D.

"Man, there's alot of cool people out here in the D. You should come out to visit."

"The Bama Boys made a cover of Sweet Home Alabama, that has alot of decatur references, you should listen."

by Kate (KitKat) October 20, 2008

decatur, il

A hodank town in the middle of a corn field.... otherwise just another black hole

I got sucked into Decatur, IL and can't get out.

by isabelsmom27 May 7, 2015

Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

decatur doughnut

When a woman is face down, ass up and cheeks spread. A line of guys take turns pile driving her ass until she has a steaming hot rosebud looking like the raspberry filling hole of a jelly doughnut. Then the guys all drizzle her ass with their loads leaving it looking like a fresh glazed jelly doughnut.

Before the big game Andrea invited the entire football team over for a Decatur Doughnut to show her team spirit.

Difficulty Level 5 (Lots of moving parts to make this happen.)

by Broncho GeBall November 9, 2017

Decatur high school

Decatur high is a school east of atlanta, where everyone says they are from zone six, making them think they can rap. The boys are ugly and are all out bad.

"I'm gonna fight this kid from druid hills because I'm from decatur high school"
"Check out my new song link in bio because I'm from decatur high school"

by ThegoatJacqueline November 26, 2018

Decatur, Texas

Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".

DD: Where have you been?

CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.

by C.C.What December 16, 2011

Decatur Tater

The act of pooping in a public place. Usually behind a bush, or in front of a church.

Andy was jogging one morning and dropped a decatur tater on the street.

by num156 January 13, 2010