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deandria

Deandria is my favorite person.
by Dede1677 December 19, 2016
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dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.
He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.
by brs1986 February 2, 2007
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Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.
My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.
by Alsharaf October 15, 2006
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dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004
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dendronecrobeastiality

Having sexual intercourse with a dead animal in a tree.
Yo man I love dendronecrobeastiality! Its the shit.
by Jamie the master May 22, 2007
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Dendrothymos

From the Greek δένδρο, dendro or tree, and θυμός, thymos or anger, is an uncontrolled anger reaction experienced by phylogeneticists (biologists who study evolution) when faced with a really bad evolutionary tree
Tom suffered a severe case of dendrothymos when he read that paper on fungi
by proffunguy August 5, 2016
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DeAndre

Hands down the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is genuine and sweet. He has a hudge personality and will almost never let you down. He is so damn sexy. And i am extremely lucky to have him now.
I am so lucky to have my DeAndre.
by your baby 4510 August 22, 2011
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