Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt January 23, 2016

deadhard

A perk that fell from grace still usable but just use made for this

Person one:FUCK MY DEADHARD FAILED
Person two: Just use fucking made for this

by Averageavocado69 October 13, 2023

Dead Hand

Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction

I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb

by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010

dadhandle

In essence, it's a synonym of manhandle, but with greater force. Such force that would make someone immediately think of getting brutally beaten by their father.

MY N*IGGA YOU JUST GOT DADHANDLED BY FETTY WAP

by Hewjjwjwjwj August 10, 2017

dead hand

v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.

When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.

by Lexie "Jeffrey" October 11, 2005

cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)

by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009

Dadhands

When your hands are the same size of your father's it means you are officially done growing in all ways. Your loss buddy.

Ewe he's 3ft 2 And his hands are the same size of a person. He has dadhands

by Poopheadthimbertack September 24, 2017