sudanese hankerchief

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015

Handkerchief Pankerchief

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)

"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!

by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010

Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Cambodian Hankerchief

When the booty-butter leaks out of a small Cambodian boys fat-cack and the pattern that the butter makes resembles a designer scarf most likely made by niggers.

Did you see that kids Cambodian Hankerchief? It was the biggest I have ever seen.

by fat cack April 4, 2013

dykerchief

A kerchief, often a simple, traditional bandanna, popularly worn, by certain groups of urban dykes or lesbians, folded into a triangle and knotted around the neck.

I see that you are rocking a dykerchief today.

by The Ghostis April 21, 2008

swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.

"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"

by La Magrá May 29, 2007