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beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 9, 2010
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curtising

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.
Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.
by swag aholic beaster than January 23, 2014
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Curtainium

The time in which two people from different time zones are awake.
I’ll call you next curtainium
by 1928374 December 13, 2021
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Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.
"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism
by The_Kickster September 20, 2023
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craining out

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.
Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'
by premature E September 8, 2013
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Captaining

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
by Insane Badger September 5, 2009
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Craining

Like dogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.
All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!
by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013
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