cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cunatch

Another derogatory name for a vagina. Combining the word cunt and snatch.

I love when she lets me take that cunatch from behind.

by Elle245 December 2, 2013

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Cuntcatcher

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.

".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."

by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009

cuntbatch

A batch who accepts rounds of tea, but never actually makes a round herself.

Alison, you never made a round of tea and got loads all weekend, you absolute cuntbatch.

by I amcool November 30, 2014

cuntwatica

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.

you fucking cuntwatica

by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008

cuntathlon

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.

Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.

by First time Buyer February 12, 2014