cunted 

To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.

First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.

cunted by radioartichoke April 20, 2009

cunted 

fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked

check his eyes....he's 'cunted'

cunted by ana cooper March 19, 2003

cunted 

A replacement word for broken or wrecked.

1. Fuck, i shouldn't have driven my car over that cliff. Now its cunted.

2. I left my paper hat collection out in the rain last night and now its cunted.

cunted by PUNK April 7, 2005

cunted 

The sort of thing neds say to one another make themselves sound hard

See youse, ure oll gonna get cunted!

Aw man, I wiz cunted at the weekend

cunted by BrettS June 26, 2005

Cunted 

Verb:

1: To cunt ones head.

2: Strike or hit (someone or something) very hard.

3: Heavily defeat (an opponent).

Eanna Carroll fell off his bike and Cunted his head off the ground, cheese-grating* his face off the road.

*See Cheese-grated

Cunted by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011

cunted 

to be made a bitch...to be made an example of...to be cunted

Tom: Did you watch the Green Bay Packers play the NY Giants?
Frank: Yeah...Al Harris was destroyed by Burress time and
time again...
Tom: Yeah...Al Harris was cunted...totally

cunted by Chris H Graham February 29, 2008

cunted 

getting fucked over so royally that you feel your asshole was turned into a cunt and fucked

i got cunted! lost my fantasy football playoff game by 1 stinking point!!!

cunted by isjz December 27, 2021