conclusionist 

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

conclusionist by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Cuntfusion 

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.

1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.

Cuntfusion by nieksjd January 13, 2009

In conclusion 

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.

"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."

In conclusion by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010

Optical Conclusion 

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

Optical Conclusion by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

Self Conclusion 

Self Conclusion is suicide.

self conclusion is often not the best solution

Self Conclusion by Nick A December 15, 2008

conclusion-hopper 

From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.

Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions

conclusion-hopper by Luc August 12, 2004

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! 

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.

When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.

Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! by Dustin Emerson February 20, 2008