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Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.
Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008
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Cuntbuster

A very large baby, whose birth turns his/her mother's vagina into a clowns pocket.
N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.

Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.
by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006
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cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
by casdebom February 18, 2011
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Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.
"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."
by ZedZol July 21, 2006
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Cuntbustertastic

To describe a rather long hard object, usually a cuntbuster
Jenny - 'How was your day?'
Paul- 'Cuntbustertastic!'
by JZHC February 21, 2009
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Cuntceanera

Cuntseanera (KUNT-sen-YETTA)- This is a derivative of the Spanish word "Quinceanera", pronounced (Keen-sen-Yetta) in which a girl of age 15 becomes a woman. It is a giant party much like a Bahtmitzvah. A CUNTSEANERA is a figurative party for the worlds biggest bitch, or CUNT.
girl 1: "Lupe has been a total bitch lately."
girl 2: "I guess she has been getting ready for her CUNTceanera!"
by Allumni October 9, 2005
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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