cumsock

something that isnt real

smart person: cumsocks arent real

by dazed nad confused April 5, 2023

Cumsock

A specific type of sock, usually one too small to be worn on the foot, used by men in order to contain their ejaculate post-masturbation. Should this sock be found by ones mother, it is to be burned and never spoken of again and the man will be forbode from masturbation for a minimum on 6 months.

I couldn't get a gyal last night so I had to use my cumsock.

by ballsdeepinmustard June 21, 2023

Cumsock Bathbomb

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.

Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”

by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 12, 2020

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

cumsock knuckle

When you fist your meat in a sock and cum.

John; I just cumsock knuckled yesterday!

Evan; Lemme eat it nigga

by daggerdicktoucher May 9, 2021

Cumsock licker gambit

It is an opening in chess where you sacrifice your king for queen to checkmate the bishop. This has been used by grandmasters through out the century, grandmasters who use this openings are Magnus Carlsen, Emory Tate, and etc.

Opponent: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST USE THE "Cumsock licker gambit", MAN IM SO DONE FOR!!
You: Checkmate mofo......

by bihon boy February 11, 2023

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020