Cum dumpling

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

cumdumping

Used when someone unloads a large amount of porn/hentai into the group chat

Damn! I need to silence this chat while at work! There's too much cumdumping!

by twospiked March 15, 2018