bumbandit

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.

See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!

by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004

Cuntbandit

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

by reg&rob January 26, 2010

Cum Bandit

One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"

"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine

"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit

by cum bandito December 11, 2010

cumsanity

Cumsanity is when you’re cumming out of control into something, mainly usually a female that you really love and wanna fuck hard or sometimes it can be into a male if you’re gay.

Emma: Oh baby don’t pull out i want it in me!
Gerald: I’m having a cumsanity baby! Oh god!

by dirty fucking whore ass bitch March 11, 2019

CramBandit

When you break into someones house just to steal their virginity

"I got a crambandit last night, therapy isn't cheap😭"

by Knee-Lover August 13, 2018

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

cumbonite

a male fan of the musician, dj, artist and poetic free thinker, philosopher of love 'Steve Cumberland'. A female fan is known as a Cumbonista.

'' I'm a cumbonite.. and my girlfriend is a big cumbonista.... if she wanted to leave me for Cumbu..

its true that I'd say I have to agree with you Boo.. so lets hook up for a threesome or two''

by dot1 May 31, 2018