Cunted Creature

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

cunted off

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

cumter

When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.

"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"

by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

Culter35

A YouTube channel that has over 540,000 subscribers. It follows around a man named Anthony Mennella and his friends, (Andew, Ryan, Toph, Seth, Grandpa, Larry, and Matt) going on some weird adventures such as time-traveling and selling stuff to make money. The skits involve characters such as S'mores and Siren Head, The latter being made solely while in quarantine during the covid-19 pandemic. They also have a TikTok called @realculter35 (the culter35 username was taken by some young boy) that has over 150,000 followers.

Culter35 Fan: "Hey! Aren't you Grandpa's arch-nemisis from Culter35?"

Mr. Mulligan: "Never heard of em'! Oh and don't come back until you get my Filet-O-Fish sandwich!"

by Some TikTok Fan November 27, 2020

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

Emil Cete

a person who has a very shiny, bald head, and is often too enthusiastic in his job.

Famous quotes by Emil Cete include: "if you're screwed you're screwed," If you're good on the a part, just don't fuck up the b part," "RICH GET RICHER, POOR GET POORER," you get the point.

by IndianSand February 15, 2022

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007