"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
Get the Cryptid fuckermug. Zoomer A: bro michael reeves has been on ludwig, cold ones, poki, AND HE HASN'T UPLOADED A VIDEO IN A YEAR
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid
by iamwhatieatakapussy April 9, 2025
Get the Youtube cryptidmug.