Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor

I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.

by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018

crypticharrasser

a little kirkish being.

nope, no example fo you, cuz you speaks like a crypticharrasser ish.

by Mark November 8, 2003

CrypticJonas

The most awesome person in existence

yoooo is that CrypticJonas? He's so fucking amazing and handsome

by RandomPerson3969 April 9, 2021

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

crypticzalio

a very cool chad, very nice and very powerful...destined man named alex here to conquer the world

did you see crypticzalio?? he outblacked me today

by PoopMasterXD October 14, 2020