Crypt

A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!

"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg

by Devonb April 30, 2005

Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017

colac crypt

A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............

Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......

by QPump August 6, 2011

blueberry crypt

Type of weed. (one of many different kinds)

I mostly smoke blueberry crypt.

by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008

Crypt & Sandstone

A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.

Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.

by "C&S" February 19, 2009

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021