Crushationship

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.

(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

by In a crushationship October 8, 2011

Crustalufagus

the state of crustiness that is beetlejuice in the 1988 movie

"that can't even be described as crust anymore- it's crustalufagus"

by jae_iguess October 16, 2021

Crushlover

A friend that you have a crush on, and you have told eachother you love one another. But the other person thinks you mean in a sibling kind of way, but you mean it in a dating kind of way. This person is a really good friend, but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Hes my crushlover. I told him I loved him he said he loved me too like I was his sister, but I like him more than that.

by Daffney Leona June 10, 2010

crushalis

A chrysalis which crushes it AS it is becoming a butterfly. Crushalis!

Benedict turned out to be a real crushalis with that new cucumber batch!

by wordmakerslut March 21, 2022

Crushasaurous

Someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time playing candy crush that their arms are always at their sides like a T-Rex!

My neighbor is such a crushasaurous, he's cleared more candy than a fat kid at the wonka factory!

by consciousnessRising August 25, 2013

Crushslut

n. An individual who finds themself lusting over various members of the opposite sex often, but rarely pushes for involvement.

Grace, you are a total crushslut.

by andey July 25, 2008

crushslut

Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.

Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are you going?"
Kid: "To vommit violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb bastards"

by Aqualad June 6, 2004