Crumpled

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

crumped

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

Crumped out

To space out. Unresponsive to questions. Starring into space while someone is talking to you.

Man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was 'huh'

by topgas March 17, 2010

Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

by Pegabro June 21, 2018

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005