Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
by BigulModemo April 29, 2009
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The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.
Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.
What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!
What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!
by 1234509876 October 26, 2010
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went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!
by shmoop shomp September 1, 2010
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Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
by Poo Review December 2, 2010
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Used within especially the BDSM community. Usually used as a tag or comment, so your friends see it on your online profile, especially in social networking.
Used within especially the BDSM community. Usually used as a tag or comment, so your friends see it on your online profile, especially in social networking.
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